And if you do, don't put them on the internet or send them to all your
friends.9.Don't do anything yourself that you wouldn't want to appear on the internet the next
day!10.And finally, if next day is a work day, plan to turn up!Now go and
eat, drink and be merry, because it is the season to be jolly, but let's
hope the only red-face you'll end up wearing is a case of sunburn because you
forgot the suncream!Donna Eliassen is a Virtual Assistant and writer (an ex corporate PA with
25+ years experience) who works out of her home office in Western Australia. Apart from
injuring yourself or making a fool of yourself in other ways, alcohol can also loosen
your tongue and you can find yourself telling your boss and co-workers what you really
think of them. (Because now is really NOT the time to point out your CEO's
flaws or ask your boss for a payrise!)7.Plan to go home at a decent time
- don't stay all night. Find out what is expected and err on the side
of caution. they're yummiful!" And then giggled herself silly before dropping the tray at our
feet. Then there is the risk of damage claims to buildings and furniture, not to
mention people, and some people have also made sexual harassment claims, too... And apparently somebody
was calling the glass people and you wouldn't even notice the plate glass window had
been smashed by the time they'd finished with it.Seems our young friend had enjoyed a
little too much seasonal merriment in the form of a heavily stocked bar and free
drinks for all, and in his attempt to do a striptease on one of the
desks, tripped over the telephone and went Nike Tn sailing through the nearby window, trousers around his
knees, showing parts of his anatomy I bet the girls in accounts never thought they'd
see!And I once worked with a nice young lady who was very prim and proper,
whose idea of swearing consisted of an occasional "damn". yes, from intoxicated, over amorous fellow
workers who can't remember a thing about it the next day.I suppose I sound like
a party pooper now and you have visions of sitting around on stools with your
legs crossed and your lips pursed, saying "just lemonade, please," and "what delightful weather for
this time of year."Don't get me wrong. She then burst into loud unladylike guffaws, food
snorting from her nose, and pointed to one of our VIP's shiny black shoes and
squealed, "You've got a pickled fanny on your foot!"Apparently somebody had been pouring vodka into
her cool drink cans all night, so in a way it wasn't really her fault
that she was drunk, and we never did find the culprit. A glass of water
can do wonders!6.If you are feeling "funny" and suspect you're getting tiddly, stop drinking altogether
and make sure you stay away from the heirarchy who would frown at your "tiddliness".
If there is one thing to be learned from all this, it's that you cannot
afford to let your guard down just because it is Christmas.We all know that consuming
too much alcohol can make you lose your inhibitions and do things you ordinarily wouldn't
do and regret very much the next day when you're nursing your hangovers. Think a
little bit of everything in moderation!So, here are some tips to keep you out of
trouble at this year's Xmas bash:1.Don't plan to meet up for drinks before you nike shox nz go.
She is always surrounded by pets of some kind, a husband and a beautiful and
talented daughter. Actually, I haven't personally caught them, but I have been present when they've
been caught.And after over 25 years in the workforce, you can imagine this is just
the tip of the iceberg as far as my Christmas party memories go. He would
have lost his job had he been caught.And you know the old clichéd stories about
office acquaintances caught snogging in the broom cupboard? Well, I can tell you they're not
"clichéd stories" - I really have caught people snogging in cupboards, overly merry and totally
unconcerned that they were locking lips with somebody they'd ordinarily have little to do with.
Plan to arrive sober.2.Have a snack and a glass of milk before you go -
something to line your stomach for the first drink that is bound to be plonked
into your hand the moment you arrive.3.Dress appropriately. Quite apart from the fact that you
should conduct yourself and comply with generally accepted office behaviour even at out of hours
company functions anyway, businesses have a legal obligation to provide safe workplaces for employees. And
when it comes to lawsuits, "safe workplaces" can be anywhere the company hosts an event
for their staff. It's okay to drink alcohol, just not to get drunk.At office Christmas
parties it IS okay to laugh and be merry, but not so merry you want
to get on a desk and remove your clothes or offer pickled fannies to the
CEO.It is even acceptable to dance - again, just not on desktops and preferably with
your clothes on. In my corporate career days, a young Accountant in our office proved
to everyone for once and for all that he really wasn't that shy after all.
And what an eye-opener!I didn't actually see what happened myself, but I was assured we
wouldn't need an ambulance because a 'skipper' (a chosen sober driver) had volunteered to drive
him to the nearest hospital for stitches to the gash on his head. You don't
want to go dressed like a ten dollar hooker - keep it conservative.4.Arrange a skipper
to drive home or order a taxi - do not drink and drive.5.Eat while you
are drinking and make every second drink a non-alcoholic drink. Fortunately she didn't take to
removing her clothing at this particular Christmas function, but she did go up to the
CEO and some distinguished guests with a platter of seafood tidbits and pointing to the
oysters announced with her mouth full, "You must try the little pickled fannies... Because for
years we all thought he was shyer than an earth worm and we were always
trying to boost his confidence and set him up with nice ladies! All that changed
at the last office Christmas party I attended before retiring from the workforce. At the
time you are fearless and think you're very clever and possibly hilariously funny, but that
type of behaviour can cost you your job.There really is only one major rule you
should remember: Don't let your hair down at office functions - Christmas or not. What
you don't want to be doing is providing the entertainment. If you think there is
a risk of that, arrange with other friends to call by and pick you up
at a designated time.8.Don't take photos of tiddly or drunken staff workers - not with
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